Irritation Daily

Incredibly cynical rants about almost everything.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

New Pennies = Government Waste

So, I reach into my pocket today and discover I have four brand new 2009 pennies. Seems to me that if we want to cut some government wast how about that. Who is in charge of oversight ? First do we really need any more pennies? If the government needs some pennies how about asking the people to take some of the billions of pennies stashed in jars and cans all over the country and take them to the bank, get those pennies back in circulation. The new pennies have a lovely picture of Lincoln sitting on a log. Isn't that nice we paid an artist to make the engraving made new plates to stamp out the pennies and then dug up some copper (more like an alloy) and stamped out who knows how many pennies . What a waste...

Monday, May 04, 2009

No Trespassing

Take down your stupid No Trespassing sign. No one wants to come in your yard you stupid white trash piece of shit.

Nothing says white trash like a No Trespassing sign. Do they think by stapling a 99 cent sign to a tree they somehow have increased property rights or something.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Fucking Idiots

No one is "Pro Abortion" you stupid fucking moron. I am talking to you National Right to Life Idiot Douglas Johnson.

Monday, April 27, 2009

You Know What

Fuck Comcast

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Torture

No Matter what information Dick Cheney says we gathered from "interrogation" it is really simple. the ends do not justify the means. Even John Mccain said that torture does not provide credible information.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Anyone who thinks there is any reason for torture is evil . Anyone who carries our torture for others is equally evil. There is no excuse even "struggling to gain information after 9-11".


Justice Department...riiiight

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Dogs Eat Shit


What is with all the fancy "Gourmet" dog food in spiffy tupperware containers. They are dogs! Their favorite snack is cat shit with yummy cat litter sprinkles. Give me a fucking break. People who buy that stuff have too much money or something. Have you seen this stuff ? It has peas and carrots in it! Dogs don't even like vegetables, they eat that stuff because when they are wolfing down whatever is in their dog dish they don't notice it. Oh Brother

You cat lovers arent off the hook either that fancy feast crap is ridiculous too.

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